Church in Dreamvision!

I going to start keeping track of all the strange dreams I have last night I don't remember the particular dream I had, so this first one will be about the dream I had a couple nights ago.

Keep in mind that it has been a couple days so the details are limited.

Caite, Shelly, and I go to Caite's Church one Sunday morning. As we are sitting in the pews a BIG FAT NASTY guest preacher gets up on stage and starts preaching out on the the wrongs of homosexuality. He says we all basically deserve to die and are second class citizens. We shouldn't be allowed to live and do not deserve any rights. He also proclaimed that anyone in their right minds would not socialize with them or even acknowledge them.

This man, who was about 150lbs overweight (hmm isn't gluttony a sin), preached on and on about how horrible we were. Eventually I couldn't handle it anymore and asked him how he had any right to judge anyone. I told him that he was a preacher and should be preaching about love and acceptance, not hate and prejudice. I told him that I believed that god made everyone to be a particular way and if he didn't want me this way than he wouldn't of done it. Of course he just blew up and started telling all the other people in the church that I needed to be hung in street. That I was pure evil and everyone needed to hate me. During this whole ordeal Caite and Shelly are trying to get me out of there before it gets even worse. For some reason the "preacher" walks out of the room and into an activity room in the church that included a basketball court. There were tons of people having a good time playing basketball and for some reason there was a cop in full uniform refereeing the game.

Hey now I told ya my dreams don't make alot of sense.

It gets a little fuzzy here and all I can remember is he is still preaching about how horrible I am. He then walks back into the original room that we were in and continues running his mouth. Apparently I wasn't the only one that was tired of it because the other preacher (who in my dream was Caite's normal preacher) begins telling him that he needs to get out and never come back. He tells him that they are not to judge anyone and that as long as the person accepts god in their lives and are good people they have nothing to fear. He also told that "preacher" that he is the one that gives them a bad name.

Here is the funny part.

After he says that, for some reason

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They strip their shirts off and start doing the worm across the floor.

For some reason this was all normal in my dream too. They were doing some kind of "preacher" battle. It's all very odd. I don't know if they had god in them or were EXERCISING THE DEMON!!!

Yeah. I told ya. It's all crazy up there.

Stay tuned, for tonight is another trip inside this crazy head of mine.